*** Technical Difficulties ***


Good day, Citizen.  It appears that you may
have suffered a minor mishap from equipment
manufactured by MegaCorp International.  We
would like to extend our personal apologies
and hope that you will continue patronizing
our fine family of consumer, and industrial
grade, products.  A repair unit will arrive
in the very near future to correct whatever
technical difficulties that may exist, thus
enabling a resumption of the business being
transacted.  Service with a smile, Citizen!










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